Dear Whitney:

I'm sure marrying the youngest, baddest member of New Edition seemed like a good idea at the time, but it could be that it's time to move on. Why not one of those upstanding young men in Bel Biv Devoe? Or, since you're in the Atlanta area, there's probably a wide receiver on the Falcons who has yet to be married to a Grammy winner, and the violence in the "Female Musician / Atlanta Falcon" relationship usually runs the other direction.

Honestly, we just care about you, and it is worrisome how you have buried yourself in the ego of a partner who has always seemed more than just a little jealous of your talent. If you leave him now, we'll even forgive "I Wanna Dance With Somebody." Consider it.

-Concerned Fan

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