DEAR BEN AFFLECK,

HULK WRITE LETTER TO CELEBRITY. HULK THINK HE HAVE MUCH IN COMMON WITH BEN AFFLECK. BEN AFFLECK HAVE POORLY RECEIVED DARK SUPERHERO MOVIE WITH FATHER ISSUES, TOO. BEN AFFLECK ALSO HAVE BIG HEAD.

HULK'S BIG HEAD IS SAD. SPIDER-MAN MOCK HULK. "ME HAVE DEAL WITH MLB. ME HAVE DEAL WITH MCDONALD. WHAT HAVE YOU, HULK?"

HULK HAVE NOTHING, ONLY RUMORED SECOND FILM. IF ANG LEE ATTACHED, HULK WILL HAVE BREAK CONTRACT TO PREVENT FURTHER DEGREDATION OF HULK BRAND.

MAYBE OTHER COULD PLAY HULK, MAYBE GIRL THEY REPLACE BECKY WITH ON ROSEANNE FOR SEASON. NO. HULK BE SILLY. BECKY NOT LARGE AND GREEN. NOTE TO SELF: EMAIL JOLLY
GREEN GIANT.

HULK ONLY HAVE GREEN SKIN AND KNOWLEDGE THAT HE NOT ALONE. BEN AFFLECK KEEP HULK COMPANY IN MEDIOCRITY.

LOVE AND SMASHES,
HULK

P.S. DO NOT GET HULK STARTED ON X-MEN. THEY CAN SPEAK TO GIANT GREEN HAND. DO NOT GET HULK STARTED. DO NOT *EVEN* GET HULK STARTED!!!