Dear LTC,

I just want to bring your attention to a hilarious letter to Dr. Laura I found thanks to buddy viagina.blogspot.com. Dr. L had recently stated that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination and could not be condoned under any circumstance (follow this link for the letter; no verification as to the author). She called upon the Holy Scriptures, specifically, Leviticus 18:22 to support her position.

Signed,
Reader from dockgoose.blogspot.com


Dear Dockgoose,

Thanks for the letter! While we at LTC HQ aren't busy writing snarky letters to politicians, actors, R&B artists, or inanimate objects (such as Ben Affleck), we love to take the time to appreciate anyone and everyone giving it to people such as Dr. Laura (and we aren't referring to her early porn days). I think an even shorter response to Dr. Laura may be in order, something to the effect of:

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Dear Dr. Laura,

According to strict religious teachings, I don't listen to women.

Love,
Your friends at LTC
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People like her pretty much make us at LTC HQ sick. To fight these feelings of nausea, we talk dreamily of a Kucinich presidency, knowing it will never happen as he looks kind of like the Domino's Pizza Noid.

Thanks for giving us the "heads up" on your & Gina's blogs. We'll keep checking them out!

With appreciation,
Your Friends at LTC

posted by Merrill

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